And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
