O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I love you. Go after that dick
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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