I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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