Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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