love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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