When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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