Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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