Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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