If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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