Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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