my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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