I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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