first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
