how can u be prego again
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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I need you to use more vowels.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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