the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I skipped work to stalk him.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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