I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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