she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm at about main and main street
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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