ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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