Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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