There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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