I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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