I have demons in me.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I understand Curling. That high.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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