"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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