Your favorite bartender is back from prision
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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