It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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