you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I will die if light touches me.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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