Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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