Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
