I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Come see our sink grown plant.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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