Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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