just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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