and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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