He is an equal opportunity slut.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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