i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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