This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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