if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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