Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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