I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Randomize
