Well apparently he's into motor boating.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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