small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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