how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
we're so committed to being not committed
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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