yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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