I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I want a musical about memes.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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