Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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