I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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