normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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