I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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