btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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