my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
