i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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