drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just want to make out with him forever
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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