How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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