I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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