Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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