Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
one might say we're banned from that church
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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