So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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