that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
we should paint friendship bongs
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